User:Temia Eszteri

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Temia Eszteri

AliasesPettancow, Moo
AgeUnknown
BirthdayDecember 15th
BirthplaceAldebaran System
Current LocationClever Pun IRC Network
OccupationDirty Rotten Fujoshi
RaceMinotaur
GenderFemale
Height150 cm.
Weightwow rude
Hair ColorAuburn
Eye ColorAmber
RelativesDoctor West

Temia Eszteri is a member of the Bearscape Network and also a total nerd. While a latecomer to the network's long history of roleplaying games, she is very meticulous (except when she isn't) and has a mind for code, which has earned her the unofficial and oft-annoying role of recordkeeper. Also finds all love cute. ALL LOVE. Straight love? Cute. Gay love? Cute. Polygamy? Cute. Puppy love? Cute. Robot love? Cute. Shipping a fish and a witch? Cute. Ro×curio4lyfe. She'd think EARTHES×Ion would be cute if EARTHES were its own character and not a literal player stand-in. Grr! Moo!

Creator of the Pathfinder RPG Statblock template and a couple of smaller utility ones like Horizontal List and No Bold. There used to be Inlinedent, but she's since merged that into CBX's Indent. In less technical matters, she wrote the Reyvateil Prestige Class for Cutefinder and has worked on further thought experiments, including a base class and a wholly PFCS-compatible variant, along with completely unrelated things.

Characters Played

Because CyberBotX called down the lightning, it's time for this character list to get obscene.

Bearscape Network[edit]

Filim Treeseeker (Bottom of the B'Inn)
Forest faun and shamaness understudy to Silverspring Grove's Circle of Seven. Ventured out to find a cure to the blight affecting her homeland, but wound up dying to a powerful necromantic blast and falling in love with a wolfen ranger, in that order.
Inferia (Wrath of the Righteous)
Calm and collected punchypriest of Irori, despite her Asmodean brands. It's complicated. Ostensibly named after a word learned from Kova, but coincidentally named after a world-destroying incident.

Unaffiliated Games[edit]

Viola Ray Prachna (Obsidian Origins)
A tiny teru and sorcerous songstress from a faraway land. Said faraway land vanished off to another planet thanks to spacetime magic shenanigans while she was off on a coming of age quest to get a familiar.
Camilla Maimhov (Obscure Observances)
A keeper of the moon miqo'te from a faraway land. With stilted common, an eyepatch and a case of mild psychosis, she's made a bit of a name for herself as something to keep pointed at the bad guys.
Vasia "Vasilisa" Renther (Rented Weapons)
A short and elfin example of the satyr offshoot of metahumanity, the sensitive and soft-spoken faun ended up an intern for an extralegal government department owing to her awakened powers and need of protection from both Evo and its rivals.
Arrelle Ameline/Feonne Eliesoux/etc. (Epic FFXIV Pathfinder)
An ishgardian elezen woman on the lam with many faces and many talents, so long as they involve arcanima or social engineering. I'm not about to say she's a heretic, but she's probably a heretic.

Bearscape Network[edit]

Miyu Asamura a.k.a. Knight Patissier Lieutenant Crepe (Magical Knights Patissier; retired)
Tactical advisor of the Knights Patissier; was once leader, but she lost that and became infamous for shooting a guy in the face in a Magical Girl setting that was trying not to be Madoka. Will eventually be getting a sequel that starts after she shoots a guy in the face.
Sigrid Ulfsdottir (DrunkPF; retired)
Lawful evil viking weaponsmith. Would've kept a collection of heads that would make Romana jealous, if not for the fact that she didn't know how to make them not smell. Hoped to form a bandit army and take over the north, earning the fear and reverence of the population as Sigrid the White Wolf; who knows whether she ever succeeded.
Runica Argensolde (Cutefinder; on hiatus)
Tiny dour elf girl of the guild. Nothing if not pragmatic. Her family is practically the Mosulk Mafia and she's had one foot in the grave for the past 20 years. She's making the most of it. Has a pet raven.
Anohito (Cutefinder; on hiatus)
Tengu ronin from a faroff land. Hobbies include getting in fights, letting the guy get away, getting pickled. That guy. Would probably have an existential crisis seeing Runica's pet raven.
Lyra Fehu Mule Sol Ryushe (Cutefinder; on hiatus)
A tiny eccentric fey gnome with a pet elk named Alseid, or just Al. While formerly nameless, as it turns out she is also a reyvateil and through freak chance became the only Innsmouth Proxy Dependent with a hymmne code. That's close enough to a name, right?
Dr. Vincram Solomon (Cutefinder; on hiatus)
Ex-Drakhan guildie. Contemporary clinician. Carries like four flintlocks on his person, despite this. He's really a nice, trustworthy guy though, even if he's the only PC who knows the BBEG at length, but why do you think he's ex-Drakhan?
Ilia Serenica (Cutefinder; on hiatus)
Mermaid dancer. Tempers ruthless ambition with a healthy dose of laziness, making people do the dirty work while she hangs back and plays face.
Zinnia Alchancer a.k.a. Aya Jin (Beast Bind Trinity; retired)
Tiny adorable fairy with a bleeding heart for humanity. Can't resist a good parfait.

Unaffiliated Games[edit]

Ardeis Hainskell (PoIR D&D; retired)
Cleric of Boccob. Distinguished. Theurgic. Was about ready to ditch his party after they let a goblin cult cause a volcano to erupt, but his god demanded he stick with them. That didn't go well. About due for a reincarnation.
Ruer Gildion (CleverNet, #TabletopGames; retired)
Precocious orphan with a good head for magic. Self-styled spellthief. Has a mutual childhood crush with the cleric of Shelyn, Peria. Could stand to be played again now that Paizo made the Arcane Trickster not suck.
Maxwell Kharvast (Remnant Wings; retired)
Member of the Order of the Gryphon Knights, from the floating kingdom of Alestia. Long hair, very charismatic, and the rare example of a paladin that isn't lawful stupid. Executed by way of LASER DRAGON while protecting his party member Aileen, who also happened to have a crush on him when all he could see in her was memories of his sister! But he got better, got over his sister after seeing her alive and got a happy ending with Aileen in the end.
Celine Kharvast (Remnant Wings; retired)
Younger sister of Maxwell Kharvast, thought dead. No, she is not the same character with a new name, that is so 1st edition. Instead she's a cross between Nausicaa and Motoko Kusanagi, spirits help us all. Had an angry streak after she was abandoned by her kingdom up until recently. Now she's just very determined to set things right.
Euzenia Teskarova (Remnant Wings Side Story; retired)
Miderian, stranded at the Wizard's Strip and deeply in debt. Wound up under the tutelage of one of their trained assassins and made a career doing a variety of wetwork to pay off what she owed.
Solan Amberwood (Pathfinder/FR; retired)
Shepherd boy. Had his flock eaten by a wyvern while he was sleeping. About as assertive as a sheep himself. Probably the last person you want as a party leader, lest you want to avoid every single adventure hook you can.
Klein Stormvale (Pathfinder/FR; retired)
Ex-acolyte of Deneir, found out about the wall of the faithless, considered it a cosmic dick move, and is now a cultist for an unnamed patron between the stars that wishes to see it destroyed too. Gee, this arrangement doesn't have "hubris" written all over it, does it. Somehow wound up vetoed by the GM in favour of the shepherd boy.
Catreus (Darkmyst, #TSR; retired)
The rare example of something as pandering as a minotaur monsterboy getting the GM's blessing much less approval. Barbarian largely as an excuse to be half-naked. His most distinguished act is stealing jewellery off a dead lizardman and feeling pretty. Eventually wound up repurposed and put into a shmup.
Infel of Dimara (Dungeon World; retired)
Okay, no, there's nothing to write here because she's literally just Infel, save for being a scholarly bard instead of a scholarly reyvateil. Yes, that includes the puns.

Maybe one of these days someone amongst these characters will wind up among the Outsiders. Pray this doesn't actually come to pass.